Got questions?  We've got answers.

How do I order?  From any of the pages that display
pictures of our shirts you can just click the "Order Now"
button.  When you are finished shopping, click the "View
Shopping Bag" button.

Do you take credit cards?  You bet!  We gladly
except Visa, Mastercard, and Paypal.

Is giving my credit card on this site safe?  
Absolutely.  We use the latest secure socket technology
to perform 128-bit encryption on all your personal data.

Where do you ship?  We ship anywhere in the
continental US.  If you live overseas, in Hawaii, or Alaska,
you can still purchase our products.  Just e-mail us
about additional shipping charges.

If I send you naked pictures of myself can I have
a free shirt?  It's doubtful.  But there is only one way to
find out!

Didn't see an answer to your question?  No
problem!  Our staff of highly trained "shaved monkeys" is
standing by.  Just drop us an e-mail here.

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